Bridget dreams of me
“Everything is going beautifully, until everything with you goes completely wrong. All of a sudden you’re on the ground one leg of your tights is down around your ankles, your dress has ridden up over your caboose, you’ve lost a shoe, and you are screaming and crying all the while trying to limp off the dance floor. By the time I get to you some woman has you calmed down before we take you to the hospital for your injuries. And how did she calm you down? She gave you your cell phone and the internet lulled you into a relaxed state of mind.”