May 2012
May 21st
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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you taught me that I could love again and then you broke my heart 
May 9th
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made my neighbors baskets with cookies, chex mix, and wheat state beer, b/c of the noise.  Bridget says I’m no fun 
May 4th
May 3rd
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April 2012
moving means finding all the lost dildos and vibrators 
Apr 17th
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best parts the top like a Drew Barry muffin
Apr 11th
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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My beloved deceased cat Smokey keeps appearing to me in dreams, which is wonderful b/c I really wish he was here now. I keep waking up sad though :( 
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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an accidental death sounds so romantic, no ? 
Apr 4th
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March 2012
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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just sent a dude this message on okcupid : "you...
Mar 27th
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Mar 22nd
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when you have sex dreams so good, you lucidly...
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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everyone is the cum dumpster in the chain gang...
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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